June 21, 1907
DIDN'T EVEN SPILL BEER.

Man Picked Up by Fender on
Elevated Track.

A man carrying a jug of beer and giving his name as Henry Hobin was picked up by the fender of an east-bound car on the elevated road near the Morris station in Kansas City, Kas., last night at 7 o'clock. H e was not injured in the least, nor did he spill a drop of the beverage. When he removed from the fender he looked up and with a frown on his face remarked, "I'm havin' an awful time gettin' home with this beer."