RETURN OF ALLEN DORMAN.
Rainmaker Is Back and With a
Brand New Scheme.
No wonder there has been a long drought. Allen Dorman has been neglecting his rain-making business.
"I never had a minute till last Wednesday," said Mr. Dorman yesterday, "and you notice it rained right away. 'Most had a mind to make it snow, but then I thought of the poor people. I have not got my own coal in yet."
Allen Dorman is the most notable of all rainmakers. He controls the "electric orbit that moves in eccentric curves across the zones of the polarial system." At least that is what he says he does and nobody has ever been able to find anybody wh could or would dispute it. Dorman takes himself seriously. He is a mild-spoken man. For a month or six weeks he has not been seen in his accustomed haunts, but he turned up safely yesterday with a brand new scheme. He makes rain in summer and sells automobiles, he says, "whenever he can."
